Finally, important science
As always, the New York Times finds the really important research, such as The Perfect Bacon Sandwich Decoded. Some might see this as flippant, or a waste of tax-payer money (why it is that it’s always research that represents this waste, I cannot say), but I do not agree. Any research that can create more happiness in the world should not only be lauded but financed, and sometimes happiness is a bacon buttie.
Ideally, Danish Bacon said, 0.4 newtons should be applied to crunch the sandwich, creating 0.5 decibels of noise. The formula uses these values: N = force in newtons; fb is the function of the bacon type; fc is the function of the condiment or filling effect; Ts is the serving temperature; tc is cooking time; ta is the time taken to insert the condiment or filling; cm is the cooking method and C represents the breaking strain in newtons of uncooked bacon.
